Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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