is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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