what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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