She announced her abortion via fbk
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Do vagina's smell?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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