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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Enjoy the penises
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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