the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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