i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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