C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Define "chronic" masturbator.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
