The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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