areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i think i have two assholes
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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