Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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