how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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