I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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