My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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