just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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