yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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