I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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