Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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