Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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