That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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