i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Randomize
