Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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