She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
i now understand why vodka
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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