There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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