Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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