all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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