You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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