Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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