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hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
