Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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