And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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