Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize