I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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