there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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