he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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