Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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