She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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