That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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