White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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