where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
my vag is so smooth its legendary
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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