Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize