my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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