Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Randomize
