I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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