I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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