I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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