I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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