What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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