Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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