Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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