This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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