State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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