I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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