bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Everything about him screamed your future.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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